Total Medals Earned: 180 (From 29 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,015 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/325 points)
Open up the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Die..
Survive the Blokes and Slimes
Complete the game on "chill" difficulty
Complete the game on "normal" difficulty
Complete the game on "Spicy" difficulty
Deal the last blow to the sheila boss using your fists
Don't get hit once!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 6/8 (55/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/640 points)
Open one of the official levels
Die 25 in one level
Deflect at least 5 bullets at once using katana
Get 5x combo
Get 10x combo
Get 15x combo
Get 20x combo
Get 30x combo
Get 50x combo
Open the level editor
Deflect 13 bullets from one life
Finish one of the levels
Complete "Borrowed Wheels"
Complete "Bloodlust"
Complete "Bloody Density"
Complete "Killergift"
Complete "Murdspite"
Complete "Diviso"
Complete any level with the Chaser modifier
Complete any level with Realism modifier
Complete any level with Drunken modifier
Complete any level with Berserker modifier
Complete any level with Real Time modifier
Complete any level with all modifiers
Kill two enemies through two walls
Medals Earned: 14/16 (80/90 points)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Lose the game
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 2/32 (10/490 points)
Begin a run
Discover Pico's School
Unlock Darnell
Unlock Cassandra
Unlock Nene
Unlock Chester BoDean
Kill 1 Enemy
Kill 15 Enemies
Kill 50 Enemies
Kill 125 Enemies
Kill 250 Enemies
Kill 500 Enemies
Kill Bill the Dungbeetle
Complete a run
Discover Domain Outskirts
Discover Upper Domain
Discover Domain Catacombs
Discover Domain Core
Discover Tomb Border
Discover Tomb Heart
Beat the game as Pico without any help
Unlock All Medals
Medals Earned: 5/7 (100/110 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.